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Jesuslite

Service With A Sneer

Created on 2004-02-09 17:27:48 (#2165391), last updated 2006-09-15

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Name: Jay to muthafucking el
Birthdate:09-30
Location:Michigan, United States
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[info]jesuslite
User Number: 2165391
Date Created:2004-02-09
Number of Posts: 235
WARNING: Do not feed the animals. Instead, show us your titties.
Strengths: Able to drink entire bottles of liquor in a single night.
Weaknesses: The mere sight of breasts cause him to become stripped of his power and begin to mumble "nipple, nipple, nipple nipple..."
Special Skills: Sarcastic, evil, and smart assedness
Weapons: Bastard Sword+1 (1d10+1, 19-20/2x), Longbow+1 (1d8, 3x)
Motto: Everyone should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.


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Interests (52):

311, acid bath, alcohol, alkaline trio, atmosphere, audioslave, bile, busta rhymes, csi, csi: miami, dane cook, dave attell, dennis leary, dope, drench, drinking, eminem, everclear, eyedea, fear factory, funker vogt, godsmack, headstrong, hocico, jag, kmfdm, lewis black, lollipop lust kill, marilyn manson, monty python, navy ncis, nelly furtado, nine inch nails, ok go, otep, pop will eat itself, powerman 5000, rammstein, reveille, rolling stones, slug, solo, static x, sweet noise, switchblade symphony, tanzwut, tequila, the dead last, the vandals, tool, vodka, whiskey

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